With just a month to go until the HBO premiere of Ja’mie: Private School Girl, we thought we’d revisit some of the best Ja’mie moments we’ve seen so far! Whether attending public school in Summer Heights High or competing to become Australian of the Year on We Can Be Heroes, Ja’mie always has valuable life lessons to teach us all. So, without further ado, let the countdown begin!
10. Making New Friends
Starting out at a new school can be scary and awkward, but not for Ja’mie! She shows us just how easy it can be to fit in!
9. Struggles with Self Confidence
Even those of us who are hot have moments of low self esteem. So random!
8. Engage in Charitable Works
Nothing feels better than helping those who are less fortunate than you. Plus, it looks great on your college applications.
7. We All Have Our Crosses to Bear
People think that hot girls have it easy. So not true! It’s harder for hotties, just ask Ja’mie!
6. License to Slut
It’s a well known fact that public schools are overflowing with sluts and Ja’mie will most certainly become a part of that statistic.
5. Formals are for Fornicating
Don’t give them ammunition to talk behind your back. Sex it up at the formal… and make sure that everyone knows what (and who) you did.
4. Understand the Harsh Realities of Life
There are many terrible things that could happen to a high school girl. Among the most dangerous: lunchtime rapists, lesbians and being denied a formal.
3. Tell it Like it is
It’s best to be prepared for the unpleasant things in life. Being comfortable talking about the pedophilia issue in public schools gives Ja’mie the ability to stay safe… and save herself for the year sevens.
2. Accept Your Lot in Life
We don’t ask to be born hot, however, we must play the hand that has been dealt to us. It’s a difficult life, but as hot girls, we have a responsibility to those around us: to give the fugly girls someone to look up to, and the boys someone to wank over.
1. Hot Girls are Easily Aroused
It could happen anywhere, at any time. Hot girls can be aroused when they least expect it. Always be on the lookout, as that would be the best time to get with us. Even if you’re a year seven. Or a lesbian.
And here’s a bonus from Ja’mie’s upcoming series!
Ja’mie: Private School Girl airs on HBO on November 24th. While you’re waiting, check out the trailer below for a sneak peek.
Still want more Ja’mie? There is more hotness to be had by watching Summer Heights High on HBO Go and following chrislilley.com, fuckyeahjamieking thesmartestnonasian and sausagesfordinner on tumblr. You can also follow @ChrisLilley and on twitter.
MJ Snow is a Canine and avian behavior specialist, role player, blogger and writer. A long time George RR Martin fangirl and Game of Thrones Addict, MJ spends way too much time in Westeros. MJ is the co-founder of The Snow Keep, a short story and fan-ficiton blog, and founder of The Brothers Clegane, a Sandor & Gregor Clegane tribute blog. She also co-curates several other Game of Thrones themed blogs.
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